plum slap

The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles

Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap

by Loopydave February 3, 2019

green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.

"that bloke is the biggest green plum"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 19, 2016

Plums life

A phrase used to swear on something and saying you’re not chatting shit

“I hit a 5G cone yesterday” “no way put that on your plums” “plums life g”

by The president of Loffey April 28, 2021

plum dumb

When one is simply as dumb as a plum.

“Yall invited me so I’m just being plum dumb.”

by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022

40 and plum

being stuck in the middle of nowhere

I'm 40 miles from nowhere and totally out of gas ... 40 and plum out of gas ... 40 and plum

by Kraan June 20, 2017

plum sauced

A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.

Ramirez: I don't think Jose is gunna make it out essay, he is way to drunk right now.

Carlos: He is so plum sauced, let's get him home to our crib before he pukes, or causes a serious crime.

Hector: That's a good choice Carlos. Respect.

*fist bump*

by mexican_wrestler November 5, 2010

Fluff the plums

Playing with your balls

Big Country saw a hot bitch in the pizza shop and was gonna go home to fluff the plums.

by Ass bag September 30, 2016