Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.

This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.

by LemonySnickets November 2, 2022

Pinocchio

An insult used against trans men, referring to the fictional puppet who wishes to be a real boy and struggles to become one.

“You’ll never be a real boy, Pinocchio! You’ll always still be a girl!”

by 143TrishaPaytas4Eva March 4, 2023

Pinocchio's argument

Someone who does not know how to use the term strongman argument right when a straw man argument is supposed to be someone pretending to answer with facts but really not answering the question at all

Example a Pinocchio's argument is where one who is listing facts gets told by the other person that's a straw man argument even though facts were presented and a straw man argument cannot exist when there's facts presented because I true straw man argument is it's bad because it's bad with no facts given. However someone using the Pinocchio's argument is just ignoring the facts and pretending there is a straw man argument when it doesn't fit the criteria for a straw man argument. In other words the pretending and lying and misusing it just to win an argument because in their eyes it's not about whether the right or wrong it's just whether they win. Hence the Pinocchio's argument

by Meganfan1987 May 8, 2023

Pinocchio

When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.

He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?

by Versity Variants August 2, 2024

Pinocchio

The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.

Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.

Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig

My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.

I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.

by Penguinsamongus October 6, 2023

Pinocchio2603

Jack Spank#6049 2.0

Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"

Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*

Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"

Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"

Spack No.1: "Yeah!"

by Jack Spank9049 October 9, 2023

pinocchoe

A woman who cheats on her long term partner and then lies about it after the fact, insisting she did something totally different than what she actually did.

This pinocchoe cheated on me with her high school fling and was called out on it by her sister and cousin, but she continues to deny and gaslight me.

by anonymous2024.3 July 2, 2024