Poopstick

The O' Holy poop stick that was in replacement of the evil plunger. It has saved many from the clogged toilet due to China Moon, but to play big spoon little spoon for those sad nights. Once the stick has been drawn from who the fuck knows where, only the strongest shall retain the stench.

Have you fellas seen EkulReaper? "No," said the skinny Asian boy. "I bet he's taking the Poopstick out on a date tonight at the Walmart deli

by Luke Rainey Lover #283 August 16, 2019

limpstick

Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".

I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.

by QuacksO December 8, 2019

Poopstick

Someone who rides a bike without a seat.

Look at that poopstick riding that crappy bike with no seat.

by Intuwit December 12, 2019

Poopstick

Have hot steamy diarreah on someones lips so it looks like brown lipstick

Ay nyigga im finna have some hot wet bloody diarreah on your lips yaknow that poopstick shit

by Hot poopy fart joe mama February 10, 2020

Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks to minimize damage to his/her undies.

Man, I farted earlier and some squirt dump came out with it. I'm glad I was using my poopstick.

These hemorrhoids got my poopstick looking like a tampon.

by 4SkinXXL December 30, 2020

Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.

Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.

These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks like a damn tampon.

The ol' poopstick smells like bluefish again.

My poopstick looks like slimer from The Ghostbusters.

by 4SkinXXL December 31, 2020

Pisstickle

A pisstickle is basically wanking in the bath. The reason it has the name Pisstickle instead of bath wank is because when you jizz in the bath it look like white piss. And you have tickle your Willy in the bath at least I do!

ffs there’s pisstickle all over my legs!

by Eddiemoody7 January 5, 2021