max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds

Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!

by max middleton May 26, 2018

Ian Middleton

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong

Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

sky.pendleton19

its my Instagram, follow it so I can start a new buisness!

it would mean a lot 🥺✌🏻

person1: are you following sky.pendleton19?

person2: no why?

person1: follow them, they need active followers to start there buisness

by pendletwxt April 19, 2021

jay middleton

jay middleton means famous person

omg i wish i was jay middleton

by paul sanderz January 4, 2022

Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.

Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.

by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022

Brenda Widdleton

Brenda is..how do I put this... a super gorgeous gal! She makes me wanna literally wanna watch dream, my favorite youtuber

"Tsk... I knew BRENDA WIDDLETON would show up eventually"
"hEY! Stop bullying Brenda! Don't you know shes dating Stuart the biggest fupa in town?!!!!"
"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOUR'E RIGHT!!! I have mispoken...I forgot brenda and stuart are the biggest foopa couple in the universe!"

"hAH. That will put you in your place! "

by Stuart'sLittleFoopa69 January 21, 2024

Kate Middleton

The future Queen of England, who stalked and chased a Prince! Bullied her sister in law, due to the jealousy over the other Prince! As she wanted to have brothers, one for the crown and one for support!

Kate Middletons goal in life was to marry a prince, however she had better company when she was with the Princes younger brother

by Duchess of Truth March 7, 2024