phooch

Someone who stops in the Apple store with no intention of shopping while their iPhone charges for free. Phone mooch.

Look at that dang phooch getting his iPhone charged up while other people are trying to use the iPod speakers.

by mas06e August 20, 2011

phooked

Adjective -

1. To be phished.
In computing, the victim of a phishing scam has been phooked.

I clicked on that email and now I've been phooked.

by uopjohnson September 9, 2014

phootwork

Exceeding the normal moves of someone who has average footwork.

Lucy: "Did you see Dancing With the Stars last night? The phootwork of those dancers is exquisite!"

by Whebzer February 28, 2015

Phloppie Disc

The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."

Man, I failed the Phloppie Disc challenge... but Carl won... then I contracted Herpes... maybe this was a bad idea.

by theinternetismyplayground January 19, 2017

phlopater

The sweetest and cutest boy you can ever meet, he is one of a kind, he cares about everyone and spreads love everywhere he goes, he always tries to hide the fact that he’s moody so people will always assume he’s a happy person

phlopater is one of the kindest creatures

by Raresthuman June 6, 2018

Phootle

Acting foolish with your phone. Using it in a manor that upsets others around you. Such as , using the speaker function in public, unnecessary number of selfies, or using your phone instead of paying attention to something or someone.

I saw Karen on TV during the laker game with floor seats, but was acting a phootle. Was on her phone the entire game and got hit in the face by a ball.

by Jizo909 May 11, 2019

Phoofy

Phoofy is just another word for insanely dumb

someone: how many chromosomes do you have?
someone else: more than you!!!
someone: god you're such a phoofy..

by mo_UwU December 3, 2020