Peter

Verb: To automatically friend zone yourself. Usually via gestures of helping a prospective female with help for exams or classwork.

Man: Hey look at that guy hitting on that girl!

Man #2: He'll probably Peter that situation up.

by chobani October 9, 2010

Petered

When a little bitch nigga breaks your water bottle

Damn that girls Zoe got petered

by Zoe the savage March 23, 2017

Petering

In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably

"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"

by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022

Peter

Is the hottest, funniest, kindest guy I’ve ever met. Whoever he wife’s up is going to be one incredibly lucky girl.

Peter is future hubby material

by His future wifey August 31, 2023

Peter

He’s quite funny but harbours a dark secret, have fun with him….while you can

Oh look, it’s Peter

by Uhhhhm November 26, 2021

Peter

A teen with a knack for sarcasm, known to be quite rude at times, and Always listening to others conversation, occasionally joining in. Extremely Smart, and can be manipulative at times. Very talkative, and annoying in some cases. somehow gets A's on tests without homework or studying, and always finds loopholes to rules. Kinda acts like Dwight Schrute from The Office US at times.

Person 1: anyway how's your car doing

Person 2: Lasted longer then expected

Peter: My car is doing 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚

by Ptr-the-koala February 6, 2022

Peter

A guy thats probably a Big Bitch probably some bitch ass nurse.

peter is a bitch.

by bigDoucher2022 October 30, 2022