Johnny and the Persian

The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)

I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.

by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011

Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.

Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.

by yanorglu March 2, 2009

persian

are the biggest eaters except for italians. they should be obese from all the rice and carbs they eat but some how they are usually thin. foods- ghormeh sabzi, ghondi, polo shabati, kabob, ab goosht, and my favorite, tahdig and soo much more

persians know how too cook

by filthy rich persian girl June 18, 2006

persian

A typical persian(from Iran, prounounced eeron, not i ran) is always late to everything, lives in a nice area (like Beverly Hills), drives a Mercedes or BMW, has a lot of money, yet is very cheap. Often times, persians have accents that inhibit them from properly pronouncing the letter "w," and therefore they replace it with "v". Persian guys are known to be hairy on every part of their body except the top of their head, and wear a lot of cologne. Persian girls are very "clicky" and tend to dress in all black black. Brand names are a MUST. Also, a typical trend is the older they are, the blonder they are. It all starts with highlights, and then turns into blonde!

PS most persians want to go to UCLA and become doctors or lawyers

by Tanya June 11, 2004

Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.

Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.

by f'd January 12, 2011

Persian Knights

Persian Knights is a large semi-authoritarian gang that is prevalent in more than seven countries including the United States, Malaysia, Cyprus, England, Canada and Iran. Its roots are somewhat obscured, but its is believed to have been created sometime in the mid-1990's in the capital of Iran, Tehran. Other legends claim that the Persian Knights was first formed as a group in a small city in Cyprus called Famagusta - Gazimagusa in the local language. Gazimagusa means "the dead city", and some believe that members of the Persian Knights are "Ghosts of the dead city" because no one knows about their real identity. Members pledge their loyalty to God, Country and the life of the gang. Iranian gangs normally will concentrate on larceny and theft in various hotels. They normally concentrate on credit cards using them for the purchase of items or sometimes forging a credit card and passports for travel in-out of different countries. Some sell the stolen items to other criminals; this gang tends to be violent and will not hesitate to use weapons on their victims. Iran’s Mafia and Thai gang carried and robbed young Aussie owner of Diamond Shop
.

In past years, a small group in the US called the League of Yellow is taking after the essential concepts of the bizarre gang of Persian Knights.

"yo yo yo u see those persian knights commin down the street"
"seen"

by pk souljah September 7, 2006

Persians

Over achievers. Originating from Iran and only Iran. Generally associated with wealth. Highly intelligent, disproportionately affluent and educated as a percentage of all ethnicities including Caucasian. Disproportionately residing in the most desirable and affluent regions in the U.S and Canada. Although Beverly hills consists of over 1/4 Persians, West Vancouver in Canada, with an average house price of 2.6 million consists of over 28% Persians. Encountering jealousy and envy on a daily basis.

Those rich asshole Persians bought the mansion next door. I saw some rich asshole Persian kid driving a Phantom down the street the other day. A 27 year old Persian physicist was awarded full proffesorship at Harvard,MIT,Oxford,UOFT,Stanford ect ect.

( Check the facts they don't lie)

by I'm not that type of girl!! May 23, 2009