Purbitic

A big butthole, that has been gaped

Gus's purbitic could be seen from space

by Cookinbok January 6, 2026

Frisking permits

Get out of jail free cards for perverts (only valid at work)

CEO : Do you have any frisking permits to go with that sexual harassment complaint.

Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

Hamel-Peritz Syndrome

A condition experienced when heat and humidity cause one’s balls to become stuck to their leg.

Damn, I’ve got a bad case of Hamel-Peritz Syndrome right now.

by xrich August 24, 2023

food permit

a permit that you have to apply for if you cant stop eating all the food at your house or workplace.

jason was such a danger to food, he had to get a food permit.

by Phil Elverum February 11, 2025

Caked Up with no Permit

When an individuals posterior is so thick and developed it is no longer proportional to the leg muscles drawing extra attention to their assets. The legs being the permit to be so dummy thicc back there.

He's a Twink but he's also caked up with no permit.

by Peanut_Buttercup September 19, 2023

The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 11, 2025