church penguin

a member of the world-known catholic mob (a priest or a nun), characterized by their specific way of walking (shuffling feet), creaky voice and black&white clothes.

The church penguin told me masturbation was wrong, so I quit it, easy as abc.

by shooshoo June 25, 2007

The Penguin Emoji

When the emoji is included, it will automatically devaluate any sentences that went before it; each sentences must include a <(") to the end of the sentence (whether before or after the period) to mark it "useless".

This emoji on it's own is widely used by Vietnamese social media, and is used to either mark the sentence as sarcasm, joke, sarcasm joke, and anything inbetween; with the only exception is for the "I'm always lie" phrase, which devaluate the emoji instead.

(rewritten and submitted due to the emoji crashes the site, for some reasons)

For example: haha I'm a pro Hitler

to mark the sentence as "sarcasm" then just add a *the penguin emoji* at the end of it

Haha I'm pro Hitler <(")

by th3_b0r1n9_s0c14L_9uy November 17, 2021

The Stu Pengelly

The Stu Pengelly is the classic way to cook your chook. Or Lamb, or roast, or your child in a car.. if you're so inclined. Stu Pengelly of Perth, Western Australia famously cooked 3.3 pound Pork roast in a Datsun Sunny aka "The Datsoven." Concerned with local folk leaving their kids in cars during summer, Stu set out to prove a point in December '19, the only genius way he knew how. From making the International news right up to now being in Ripley's Believe It or Not.. The Stu Pengelly is here to stay. The Aussie way.

Pedestrian: Holy shit, did you see that child locked up in that hot car?
Other Pedestrian: If only The Stu Pengelly was here to save the day..

by The Rum Slinger January 31, 2020

Penguin Skank

A dance created in the winter of 2012 in South Kirkby (West Yorkshire) by Stephen Wakefield .. with your arms at your sides you shuffle your feet preferably on laminate floor whilst wearing socks to reduce the grip coefficient of friction mimicking the walk of a penguin and swing your arms back and forth alternately

"Were penguin skankin boys"

by BoxingDayButImNotKeenOnSprouts October 31, 2014

penguin love

When a penguin finds it's mate, they stay together forever. Thus, it's the Penguin Love.

Jazon And Blessy = Penguin Love. 051506

by JaJaJazon August 28, 2006

Club penguin

Dead

Remember club penguin?

by Doiivaking April 1, 2017

club penguin

a game where you dress up as a virtual penguin, but for most kids its too virtually date other penguins and harass one another.

ex, throwing snowballs, cheating on one another, making hearts, going in other peoples igloos other than your gf/bf, etc.

dude! i had the biggest fight on club penguin it was hilarious

by ananoymous April 17, 2008