peasant features 

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.

What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.

peasant features by Jimbo E. November 22, 2011

Peasant to the square root of infinity 

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

Peasant to the square root of infinity by JDUB21 April 24, 2007

peasant fauxtography 

Dreadful, over and under exposed, out of focus, badly lit and composed photos that the perpetrator thinks are excellent.

Peasant fauxtographer: Wow! My photos are just so good I should be a pro.

gutterminky: Is that pro as in prostitute?
Perhaps you should think about another career, like suicide, rather than producing peasant fauxtography which is utter garbage and shameful.

peasant fauxtography by gutterminky June 1, 2014

peasant hands 

a brittle, bony, cold, scrawny, lifeless, sweaty hand

"Get your peasant hand away from my FACE!!!"

"I would let him touch my vagina but his peasant hands deterred me away"

"Brad has peasant hands"

"He has a bad case of peasant hands"

peasant hands by Big_N'_Tasty May 21, 2010

peasant smiter 

The highest and most honoured social class. The noble overlords who protect the rich classes with through all means necessary, generally by smiting the peasant scum. See republican.

The peasant smiters be keepin' us down!

peasant smiter by Sahamsu June 11, 2007

Peasant Meat

A type of meat of low or poor quality.

I'm not vegan, I just don't eat peasant meat.

Peasant Meat by ancient_glitter April 1, 2016

Peasant Grove 

In other words, the right name for pleasant Grove. A place full of pussy ass fake ass bitch ass fuck niggas. Except fo my homies

Huh, y'all must be from peasant grove

Peasant Grove by Fukdoyoucare November 1, 2018