pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016

pear snatcher

The alternative word for chicken because sheila had to question why a chicken is named a fucking chicken

Luke go feed them dang ol pear snatcher som bitch

by ilovekevins69 December 6, 2017

Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.

“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”

by Fatlousie June 16, 2019

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Pear company

That one fictional company from iCarly and VICTORiOUS.

I wish the Pear company was real...

by HeisenbergFromHitTVShowBrBa June 2, 2021

Pear tree

A person who is more talented at something than most people.

“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”

by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021

Pear pear

Pear pear is a wonderful person who has a great personality and every time u see her you are smiling

I love pear pear

by Cart November 22, 2021