Peanut

Someone who fucking sucks and ruins chat anytime they talk

That person over there is such a peanut

by Iskaldcommie February 19, 2021

Peanut

Someone who is a loser

You a real Peanut

by Bundaboy February 26, 2021

Peanut

A killer of around 2% of the population of out in the shell of a napalm bomb with an atomic bomb attached

Person 1: Hey did you know around 1.5%-3% of the population is allergic to nuts?
Person 2: This is what I’ve been waiting for... bring the peanut bomb

by PCMonster March 7, 2021

Peanut

Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.

"guard" hey look a peanut
"guard" oh no it breached!!!!!!!!!!!
"eyepod" i am useful now

by MeltedLava April 24, 2021

Peanut

The poopalazooka religion mascot. Like how American has the bald Eagle, we have a cat named peanut.

All hail Peanut, the Poopalazooka Representative.

by Moonstar116 May 23, 2021

Peanut

The act of peeing in a girl after you nut to sterilize the sperm and avoid conception.

"Hey you brought condoms right?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll just do a Peanut"

"Hey man you bagged it before doin her right?"
"Nah don't worry tho I did a Peanut"

by Dr. Mallard Von Sex July 9, 2021

Peanut

Peanut- A word to describe the bodily fluids excreted from a trashy bitch when faking an orgasm.

Baylen Levine: Thrusting his Dick into Padme.

Padme: omg your dick is so hard and big I’m going to cum.

Jacob: That bitch faking it bro, now you have Peanut all over you and your mattress.

by NordicCoyWolf October 13, 2021