The Church of Peanut

The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.

InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok

by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019

Orange Peanut

Someone who wants you to subscribe.

Orange Peanut wants you to subscriiiibe. Because hee needs mooore moneeeey.

by BrotherBusterMuster December 4, 2020

peanut arms

The go-to excuse for being unable to do something. Sounds suspiciously like a mild medical condition. Originally a quote from the first episode of Clone High, "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand," spoken by George Washington Carver's anthropomorphic peanut.

Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms.

I'd do the dishes, but... peanut arms.
I'd give you some of my fries, but y'know... peanut arms.

by Vengeus October 16, 2010

The Holy peanut

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass

Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot

by The globgogabgolab himself April 20, 2019

Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007

peanut gallery

The term originated back in the theatre, where the cheapest seats were those way at the bottom floor and where people purchased peanuts because they were the cheapest snack. If they disapproved of the performance, they would throw the peanuts.

Howdy Doody, a show that started in the 1940's (not 50's), the children in the crowd were considered the "Peanut Gallery."

Vaudeville era man: Ay! This show sucks! You all suck! get off the stage! *Throws peanuts

Announcer: No more comments from the peanut gallery!!!!!!

Vaudeville era woman: Throw more nuts chap!!!!
Vaudeville era man: I'll give you some of my nuts instead..

by j-reg August 17, 2012

Peanut slug

When you cover your penis in Peanut butter to spice up fellatio.

Hey pal I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo.

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020