patriot day 

Patriot Day is the day when a group of individuals spend the entire day (anywhere from 11 am to 11:30 pm) at the Patriot Cinemas in East Providence, RI. Because the theater shows second run movies one can spend the entire day watching movies for less than $10.

"The government authorized Patriot Day is tomorrow! Let's plan our Patriot Day on the actual Patriot Day!"
"Yeah!"

patriot day by Ben Jam'in' April 26, 2007

Patriot Logic 

Patriot Logic(noun) -Patriot Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the New England Patriot fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)

Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Patriot Logic

"The New England Patriots have always been the greatest foot ball team and always will be."

His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Pats were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."

"No way" says Jimmy

Look it up says Billy

"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up

Patriot Logic by Bigmike87 November 20, 2006

Patriot's Village 

The ghetto of George Mason University. Patriot's Village (or the PV's, as they are more commonly known) resembles seedy, rundown motels and trailors located in the middle of nowhere. The area is known for it's zero security, and the residents are typically drug addicts, raging alcoholics, or poor as dirt.

Mary: I live in Patriot's Village.
Joe: I am so, so sorry for you...

Patriot's Village by InQuietNight October 1, 2007

Patriot Highschool

A high school located in Nokesville Virginia, the new school was praised by local teenagers everywhere seeing as the other available high schools were over populated. The white kids located in Stonewall Jackson High School (a gang ridden school filled with hispanics and blacks) and the rednecks up in Brentsville jumped at the opportunity of transferring to Patriot seeing as the new high school has better facilities.

But we all know the truth; they want to go there because it's newer, presumably better, and richer - the perfect haven for the breeding of grubby white children.

"I'm gettin' out of this shit hole. I'm transferring to Patriot Highschool!"

"Dude, shut the fuck up, as if we care..."

Patriot Highschool by SJRaider April 3, 2011

patriot day 

September 11, in recognition of the events of September 11, 2001. A kneejerk reaction to this sort of thing, in this author's opinion.

Patriot day happened, and nobody noticed.

patriot day by ke6isf September 15, 2004

Patriot's Choice 

Euphanism for any sexually explicit act by those connected to the armed forces of America. If one rips his BDU pants, and walks around watch with cock flopping, he just "Patriot's Choiced" the floor. Alternatively, if a troop has fornicated with a female, he is said to have "Patriot's Choiced" her. Lastly, if a troop is caught SCIFterbating, it could be said he was "Patriot's Choicing" himself in the bathroom.

1) Hey Blue Water?! Why is SAG drooling over at you in the section? Are you Patriots Choicing again? Cover that shit up man!
2) I got drunk off Purple Nurple, and Patriot's Choiced an oriental whore in my Transmaro
3) You hear about Petey? That mother fucker went Section 8. Crazy fucker was Patriot's Choicing, 8,9, up to 10 fucking times a day. Had orders to Hawaii too man...

Patriot's Choice by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011

patriot handshake 

At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.

The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.

patriot handshake by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019