pasta night

1. An evening for which a couple has sexual relations planned.
2. A sex date at home.

Eddie: Hey, what you guys doing tonight?
Pat: Oh, you know...
Eddie: Is it pasta night?
Pat: Awww yeah... pasta night is good.

by Agaras January 23, 2009

Pasta Salad

To be upset or dissatisfied with a situation

After his favorite football team lost, Johnny was acting very pasta salad.

Jimmy was acting pasta salad after failing his math exam.

by Fastcracker7373 September 16, 2013

pasta la vista

What white girls say when leaving an Italian restaurant.

"Thank you for your service. We hope you enjoyed."

"Pasta la vista!"

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Pasta Rican

A derogatory term describing Italians, basically comparing them to filthy Puerto Ricans.

That fuckin' Pasta Rican is worse than a nigger, he's always getting into trouble!

by TXEric June 25, 2007

Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

by Yarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

pasta obscura

a pasta dish with unrecognisable ingredients normally found in large scale self-service kitchens. can also be applied to road-trip, find cusine or campsite meal planning using any kind of pasta to build a quick meal.

Jessy: Is that the Lasangne?

Mick: No, that's the pasta obscura.

by voster August 9, 2009

pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.

"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"

by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013