When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
Get the anal paralysis mug.But while it is true that "paraluman" refers to an inspiring muse, the older meaning of the word refers to a compass. The idea of a beautiful woman as a guiding star to one's endeavors: Now that's an idea worth keeping alive
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When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?
see Paralysis of Analysis.
see Paralysis of Analysis.
by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011
Get the Perfectionist Paralysis mug.The correct way to pronounce parentheses, parenthetical interjections, or numbers surrounded by parentheses.
At one time parglebort had to be said at both the the open and the close of the parenthetical phrase. However in recent years it has become widely accepted to use parglebort only once.
At one time parglebort had to be said at both the the open and the close of the parenthetical phrase. However in recent years it has become widely accepted to use parglebort only once.
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I don't eat meat (except for bacon.)
1) I don't eat meat parglebort except for bacon.
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2) I don't eat meat parglebort except for bacon parglebort.
I don't eat meat (except for bacon.)
1) I don't eat meat parglebort except for bacon.
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2) I don't eat meat parglebort except for bacon parglebort.
by nextrube39 January 26, 2011
Get the parglebort mug.The practice of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, with the goal of finding a monogamous life partner. It is more time efficient than serial monogamy.
She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.
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Get the Parallel monogamy mug.A paraluman is a “goddess,” in the sense of being a very beautiful woman.
A muse. The muse here means a woman who inspires you artistically.
A muse. The muse here means a woman who inspires you artistically.
Hello, Christine Daisy. You are probably my most favorite coincidence ever and you will always be my paraluman.
by sullion August 29, 2022
Get the Paraluman mug.When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
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