Parker

A fucking greedy, annoying, dumb ass bitch who’s life has no significance

Bruh I fucking hate Parker isn’t she such a fucking greedy ass prick

by Katana gang January 21, 2019

Parker

A goofy name

Boy that Parker sure has a goofy name

by Ohdale July 13, 2017

parkers

Pain in the ass people who park their carts in the grocery aisle and talk, getting in everyone's way. Especially annoying to employees trying to stock that area.

Damn, I wish those parkers would get out of the way so I can get these potatoes filled.

by kkat:) April 03, 2011

Parker

shagging a girl in the anus and cumming onto her tits

He parker'd her last night

by duh duh dummer July 18, 2010

Parker

An overly sensitive prick.

"You're acting like a Parker."

by swammernuggets February 28, 2014

Parker

parker is the THICCest man on earth. He is thicker than a snicker. A real fatass. Everybody loves him. He is will be the first one eaten on a deserted island.

person one: Man look at that elephant.
person two: Yeah, it's a real Parker.

by Th1ccc B01 February 04, 2019

Parker

A guy who thinks he is hot when he really is not
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia

Parker is such a fake pimp the only girl he can get is Julia

by Macmacn2461 January 08, 2009