Oh my gosh! I fucking hate Paris fucking Hilton!! Talk about a talentless whore! We wouldn’t even know who the hell she was if she wasn’t such a fucking whore! She can’t act, sing or do shit, she just stands there with her hand on her hip and smiles and gets money for it! I hate that bitch!!!
by jaime February 4, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?
Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
by Rae Rae May 26, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. An unemployed trust-fund baby who:
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.
by Bycho Psitch March 5, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. Ugly walking stick with no ass,tits,face or respect for herself.
Yikes!!!!!
She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
Yikes!!!!!
She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
by Pokey December 17, 2003
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. The world's most hospitable Hilton...
by fags-in-the-shower August 28, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. 1. One who looks like a cross between Big Bird, Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, and a toucan.
2. See: attention-whore, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.
3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.
2. See: attention-whore, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.
3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.
Nikki Ann: OMG Paris Hilton is so kewl! If u hate her ure fat and ugly and poor and jellous!
Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.
Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.
by Lucy February 24, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. Robin Hood: We should steal from the rich and give to the poor, especially when the rich are dumb, skanky bitches.
by GeneralFailure March 5, 2005
Get the Paris Hiltonmug.