Palin

A verb meaning to fuck something up incredibly and almost beyond belief.

Comes from the name of 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin and her lulzy interviews with Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric.

I tried to change my tire and wound up burning down a hospital. Man, I really Palined that.

by GumboSteve February 20, 2009

Palin

an obvious lie; to tell an obvious lie

Don't palin me, you're not six feet tall! You're a midget!

by douggold October 24, 2008

Pull a Palin

The act of distracting others from a weak position by showcasing a nice set of breasts.

"You mean our positions on the war, the economy, foreign affairs and medical research didn't work? Call them liberals and pull a Palin!"

by Lancasterator November 4, 2008

Pullin' a Palin

1. Quitting when the going gets tough; abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit.

2. Bizarre move that will damn ambitions for higher office.

I bet when people saw Jade they were convinced that David Caruso was pullin' a Palin.

by No One Likes a Quitter July 8, 2009

Palin

To ignore a question, and instead, to substitute your own non sequitur. This technique was popularized by Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin in her debate with Joe Biden, and then later emphasized by Tina Fey in her parody of this debate.

Man, you totally pulled a Palin when you responded to the landlord's request for rent with a long tirade on the banks.

by Valatan January 19, 2009

palin

comes from Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin meaning completely unprepared and nonsensical.

Q: Yo did you see what that girl was wearing last night at the club?
A: You mean that topless one with footie pajamas? That shit was too Palin for my tastes.

by Charlie Ninja Turtle October 28, 2008

Palin pad

a brief record of words written in the palm of your hand for reference at a later time.

I wrote down her number on my Palin pad, but then I washed my hands and I can barely see the number.

by mrbanc March 8, 2010