A Fiddle of Paedophiles

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.

The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

by Thefirstboyscout June 18, 2014

paedo

stands for paedophile, a very sick person who deserves to have barbed wire stuck up their dick hole.

oh would you look at that paedo, hunting down young children for his own weird sexual pleasure. shame on him/her.

by chickenhenface May 13, 2011

pedocoon

Black or dodgy person who prays on underage girls.

Derived from the word pedophile and coon
pedophile+coon= Pedocoon

Alex is such a pedocoon, look at him mackin that underage girl.

by Husky89 January 31, 2007

pedocougar

A female who stalks younger men. Derived from 'pedobear' and used as a mildly affectionate insult.

B: "OMG I spent like three hours on his facebook page! HE'S ADORABLE!"
K: "lol he's also 15. You pedocougar."

by Fireflycities August 5, 2009

paedophilanthropy

The act of being generous to child molesters

"I'm going to go paedophilanthropize that guy"

by Omar Ravenhurst June 1, 2005

Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012

Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?

Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.

by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019