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PTSD

This is an acronym for Pussy, Titties and Sucking Dick. Similar to Netflix and chill without Netflix.

PTSD is also a psychological and emotional Sex disorder that causes someone to believe that they are unable to cope with the demands without sex.
After the work, I want some PTSD

I haven't had sex for a long time, I have PTSD
by LivinLegend19 January 11, 2019
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Sex PTSD

Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.
Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD
by Crashy873 July 12, 2018
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PTSD

PTSD: Pre Travel Stress Disorder. Commonly occurs among people before they travel
We’re traveling to France and my mom’s been having ptsd for the past week
by Frezmo February 9, 2019
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People got this from playing too much COD
P1: Hey, wanna play COD
P2: (shudders, remember people dying, while also suffering from PTSD simultaneously) No thanks.
by Incestry.com May 29, 2018
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
BENJI: “My ex got me on some PTSD
GABRIEL: I bet you are the one that gave her trauma
Benji: I’m talking about Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
Gabriel: CITY BOYZ UP

BENJI: Amee
by Benjamin Agu January 17, 2023
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
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