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school project

The universal excuse for obtaining something you shouldn't have. Occasionally used for something illegal. Can be substituted for "My dad asked for me to get it for him."
Sometimes chain stores don't buy this excuse.
Store Clerk: Why do you need to buy this potassiam nitrate?
Bob: Uhhh.. school project.

Store Clerk2: Why do you need this spraypaint?
Bob: Uhhh.. school project.

Store Clerk3: Why do you need a lighter?
Bob: My dad asked me to get it for him.
by zach n December 10, 2008
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Pocket Protector

A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks
Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro
by Nerg June 7, 2004
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erectile projectile

A load of semen that a man shoots.
My erectile projectile just landed on my cat walking past :(
by weluvb0g February 3, 2004
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proctor family

the proctor family is a group of stoners that get together on proctor street in tacoma, washington. most of them are loveable and funny.
Person 1: are you gunna be on proctor today?

Person 2: hell yeah. i'm kickin' itt with my proctor family

or

i love our proctor family. hey! let's go smoke some weed!

or

wheres the proctor family? i need a stoag.
by pichuu <3 October 9, 2009
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Conservative Bible Project

A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.
The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.
by Anonymous /religions/ October 12, 2009
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Senior Project

The root of all evil.

Project devised by school boards to increase the high school teen suicide rate exponentially.
Senior Project is like water boarding, its so boring and pointless you feel like you want to be drowning.
by Johann Hegg April 21, 2009
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Blair Witch Project

Depending on who you talk to, this is either:
a) A revolutionary, scary as fuck film
b) An over-rated peice of shit

The film was sucsessful due to a very well planned internet advertising campaign and shit-loads of hype. Of course, due to the film being shot in the amateur-style, shaky fashion, a lot of people thought that the film was genuine.

If you think about it, the film couldn't be real, because:

Why would they take their cameras with them and leave them on, even when they're being chased and are about to die?

The film wouldn't have been released, as the parents of the students probably wouldn't have allowed them.

The scariness of the film majorly depends on whether you thought it was real, and by the time it was released, it had got out that it wasn't.

But what also made the film scary was that it leaves most of it to your imagination. While a lot of moden horror films have massive amounts of gore and violence, this film has one scene where one of the documentary makers opens a package to reveal a small body part. That's it. The rest of the film relies on distant noises and panic to keep you on the edge of your seat.

One peice of advice if you haven't seen the film and want to or if you are still confused by the ending - research it on the internet first, and pay attention to the part where they are speaking to local residents about the Blair Witch. The ending is confusing if you don't, very confusing. I won't spoil it.

The Blair Witch has become one of the biggest grossing movies of all time, due to it's miniscule budget and massive box office sucsess.
The Blair Witch Project: The inspiration for a new type of horror film.
by Antony August 20, 2006
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