Panini Pressed

The act of being sandwiched in between two huge beastly women.

I was in the club the other night when I started to make my way to dance with an extremely hot boppa when all of a sudden I was panini pressed between two grenades...not a good look for me bro.

by brownboyCrew October 1, 2011

DD Pressed

When you're messaging a person and they seem depressed and only types 'no' or 'wow'

Person 1: Hey how you doing?

Person 2 : wow

Person 1: What did you lose all your money? Or did your owl escape?

Person 2 : no

Person 1 : DD Pressed

Person 2 : Wow no

by Friend of minted owl January 11, 2012

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

Hella pressed

super depressed.

i told her i ate all the pizza and she was hella pressed.

by tytytu September 17, 2012

perm pressed

Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.

Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly

Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy

Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.

by permpress January 21, 2019

bone pressed

True but possibly deceptive. An exaggeration that is not a lie. Seeing something in the best possible light.

From the medical term "BPEL" (Bone Pressed Erect Length), meaning the penis is measured by pressing the ruler against the pubic bone.

EPA fuel economy numbers are bone pressed.

Housing costs should not exceed 1/3 of your bone-pressed income.

by fadec January 14, 2021

White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.

This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.

by Tairoa June 12, 2020