by sdfghy December 17, 2018
by veloko hd September 28, 2020
An evil brainwashing, childish franchise that swept the nation during the 90's and the first few years of the new millenium. Lost some popularity when other similar things came up, like Yu-Gi-Oh. The franchise is still being milked today.
by Startpanicing May 23, 2005
"i gotta catch that pokemon!"
"GO WEAKEN IT PIKACHU, use ur thunderbolt!"
"pika! pika pika! pikachu PEEEKA CHOOOO!! (translate, NO SCREW YOU!)
"GO WEAKEN IT PIKACHU, use ur thunderbolt!"
"pika! pika pika! pikachu PEEEKA CHOOOO!! (translate, NO SCREW YOU!)
by tehPeanut February 25, 2008
A cartoon based on a true story of Ash Ketchup and his mouse pet, Pikachu. Back in 1958 Japan, a disturbed little boy traveled across Japan in search of other people who are also interested in animal fighting (this was before the law of animal cruelty). On his journey he met two other people who were also cruel enough to help Ash with his adventure, one of them was a prostitute who loves to do stuff wet and wild while the other is a serial rapist. Rumours has it that Ash even painted his mouse yellow and scarred it's back to make it look more powerful, Ash also likes to keep his animals in a tiny cage shaped like a ball, he would then throw the ball on the ground, wrecking the cage to let the abused animal out just to look cool. Eventually their actions were discovered by two police officers called Jesse and James. The conclusion of the story was never clear, some say Ash was so disturbed that he drowned his pet, some say the trio traveled to Mexico where cockfighting is popular, some even say that the trio is still alive and living amongs us. This famous tale was called Pokemon because Ash being as disturbed as he was would say random swear words to the opponent as a taunt, his most famous line was "POKE YOUR ASS FUCKER!!! MOTHER FUCKER YOU PIECE OF MOTHER POKING SHIT RAG!". Eventually it was just shortened to "POKE YOUR MUM!" and then to "Pokemon".
But either way this popular story was retold in the cartoon version of Pokemon with altered storyline to make it more suitable for children to watch.
But either way this popular story was retold in the cartoon version of Pokemon with altered storyline to make it more suitable for children to watch.
by ry-spirit December 06, 2008
One of the greatest marketing schemes in the history of humanity. By launching a no-holds-barred Pokemon attack on America with the video games, trading cards, and anime show, they seized millions of young Americans (including myself) in their grasp. Even today, Pokemon has not entirely fallen away (partially due to the valiant efforts of Cartoon Network to play Pokemon movies over and over again on Fridays).
mr. obsessed: check it homes i got super rare jirachi celebi and mew!!!!!
real guy: dude u just wasted ur whole life man, and its not even fun. thats wat happens 2 sell-outs kids. dont b like him.
real guy: dude u just wasted ur whole life man, and its not even fun. thats wat happens 2 sell-outs kids. dont b like him.
by Soldier Of A Down May 15, 2005
by wakkamann May 23, 2003