Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Plucking Plumbs

An american english derrived turn of phrase , spoken with a britsh accent to state the fact that your friend, or your friends' friend is oxymoronically "fucking dumb"

I must say joe that rose of yours isn't the brightest in the box. She acts like shes Plucking Plumbs

by jessejames'boi September 17, 2010

Danco plumbing solution

A pussy ass father

Danco plumbing solution is ass and he will fuck your shit uppp

by im coming for u Daniel Howard October 16, 2022

abc plumbing

A plumbing company

I’m calling abc plumbing because my pipes broke

by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021

discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 26, 2021

papa plumbing

flirting for mamas on the bed

papa plumbing made me with my mama

by anonymous December 13, 2021

Test the Plumbing

To take a massive dump at a friends house, testing how well their porcelain can handle it.

"Mind if I test the plumbing in your house? I haven't shit in a week"

by RunescapeMLG123 November 1, 2014