Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

Phomas

A Thing which is both a Pom and a Thomas eventually ends up as a Phomas

Pom + Thomas = Phomas

by Phomas November 30, 2004

pimmal

Puked In My Mouth A Little

I saw this girl that was so ugly, she made me PIMMAL.

by NYC!!!! October 10, 2006

Pomas

Pomas -- affectionately known as "Pomas P. Peranius" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature that scavanges the eastern coast of North America. Many cultures have developed traditional dances as a symbolic method to clense themselves after coming into contact with Pomas. The most distinctive way to identify an anti-pomas dance is to look for the horizontal "V" formed by ones hands in an alternating up and down motion.

** One must be extremely cautious when coming into contact with a Pomas. Proper training for witnessing such a creature may be required.

Hey mikey, get a load of that Pomas over there. Hold on to Jimmy, I heard he eats children.

by PEU (Pomas Educators United) February 17, 2009

Poomail

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

by Nutata February 22, 2011

pigmates

teamates who are dumb as pigs.

we lose because we have such pigmates!

by notsmartie_4 June 12, 2017

proma

drama that occurs as a result of prom related occurrences (finding a group to go with, renting a limo, picking a restaurant, being on court, buying a dress, picking colors to match, choosing dates, deciding on an afterparty/other event)

etymology: the combination of the words "prom" and "drama"

prom + drama = proma

Agatha: OMG Tina! Are you going to prom???

Tina: Idk anymore. There's too much proma to deal with.

by Proma queen May 26, 2009