Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

by Another Anon July 16, 2008

Lesbian pikey

A femail who is in love and or dating another woman. Also living in a caravan or a very cheap house, possibly council funded.
They normally have dogs and strong irish accents.

Oh Amy I have just discovered that I am a lesbian pikey... Pleace come back to my caravan and have fun times with me

by cooshti December 4, 2010

Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.

Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.

by Eudoman December 29, 2014

Doka Pikey

A Doka Pikey is a person who collects scrap normally in the back of a flat bed van. The vans are known as Doka's

Here comes the Doka Pikey to take that old washing machine away

by Jemlocks October 5, 2016

Pukey Dec

The term for a young boy who is an alcoholic and who's dad owns a law firm

" Did you see what Pukey Dec did tonight?"

"Yeah, tonight was wild."

by Swimkoeberle February 14, 2018

Pokeyidiot

A person who wanders aimlessly, while playing Pokemon Go

Did you see that pokeyidiot? He almost walked into that tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.

Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016