he said he won't give me the money. I was piked over!
by garthhhy February 15, 2009
A really hard bloke that owns servers, bots and is a certified nonce that shags 15 year olds although himself he's almost 18, he also dates dutty haired women and snorts a lot of cocaine due to his addiction, and also has weird chink eyes and is unable to put on a condom correctly.
by JoshuaPike January 04, 2019
by downhouse2 September 11, 2008
a person with amazingly unhealthy skin, scaley and white and most probably requiring the use of some sort of rehydration gunk.
by michael mcdonald April 26, 2005
When you fuck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for "yes" and two for "no".
Compare crippler, sense 4.
Compare crippler, sense 4.
Bob: Dude, did you see Janine? Why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?
Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.
Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.
by cybershoe May 26, 2009
A gay chubby little prick who has a small penis and loves call of duty and fortnite. Generally a sick dude and has sexy titles
by Jeff maggot August 05, 2018
by Billy Bubba July 11, 2008