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ok i like it picasso

Ryan: *walks by a weird ass looking car* What’s this?
Felix: its an art project
Ryan: ok i like it picasso
by Dandy Jey March 30, 2022
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Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007
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Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face
bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..
by Ted April 7, 2005
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New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!
"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"
by pat swayze May 3, 2008
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The Picasso

The act of ejaculating on one of your partners cheeks then dipping the tip of your Johnson in the seman like a paint brush, then drawing a image on the other cheek constantly dipping your man sausage on the other one like a paint palate.
Hey did you here what happend to noelle

No what?
Her dad caught her boyfriend picassoing her face and he joined in

Hmm maybe il try it on Kristina when she passes out from her next alcohol binge

Hey look what I did to billy while he was asleep

O shit you picassoed the fuck out of it !!
Yea I think this is my best work yet -___-

Have you heard of the Picasso?
Hell yea I do it to my sister all the time you should join me next time
Sweet il come over tomorrow to help out
by Tx A n T i xT May 29, 2012
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A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"
by Pylimenes November 16, 2020
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Pablo Picasso

While having sex, stick a large paintbrush in your partners butt. Then proceed to paint a taco on their face.
Me: I'm totally going to get some, but I don't know if I should bring a paintbrush.
Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?
Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.
by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin August 27, 2007
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