perimenstrual

All parts of the menstrual cycle not already covered by "menstrual", "pre-menstrual" and "post-menstrual".

"Dear God, what on earth is the matter with her THIS time?"

"She's perimenstrual."

"Ah. Gotcha. Say no more."

by mum61e February 10, 2012

perpeck

Perpeck is a work used when someone is so perfect in every way, that you mess up saying perfect. Hip kids use this word to describe their friends when they’re feeling down, and use perpeck to describe anything they are passionate about. If someone you love isn’t doing so well, tell them they’re perpeck.

Jenna, you are perpeck. I don’t care what anyone has to say, as long as you know you are perpeck and you are loved.

by wowthoselyricstho October 16, 2018

perpetual nut

1. When you nut but it never stops.

2. The act of ejaculating non-stop, for the rest of your existence.

"Someone please help, I just had an amazing j.o session, but now I'm experiencing a perpetual nut."

by Vex977 May 28, 2019

Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.

Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.

by cmgc July 15, 2020

Perpendiplexity

Pythagorus brother, the ground breaking technology that has been consumed by the atmospheric pressure in the pacific time zone of New Brunswick. Coincidentally the traffic lights are interfering with the sheer metal of plastic forks and putting people in harm. Thus the radius of the sun is (3 * Pi * r^3) / 2 to get the ozone layer depletion of the grass growth in Antarctica.

One must follow perpendiplexity.

by Flash News September 3, 2021

Perpetual Stupidity

Upon committing an act that is deemed stupid, the likelihood of committing another stupid act shortly after is significantly more probable.

Person A: Wow, Bobby sure seems like a complete retard… is he always like that?

Person B: Nah, he’s just going through perpetual stupidity, he’ll snap out of it soon… I hope.

by JakeHasUD January 12, 2022

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017