by Robert T February 22, 2007
The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.
Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.
Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?
Citizen:
No.
Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?
Citizen:
It aint mine
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.
Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?
Citizen:
No.
Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?
Citizen:
It aint mine
by elves June 28, 2004
WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.
by Jake April 17, 2004
by dyingtokissYou November 01, 2010
Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.
by whatodoifyourboard December 03, 2009
by EWatson4eva September 24, 2017
The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.
Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
by E.M.V.J.J October 11, 2017