Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.
B: What's going on over there?
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
by C0S0f0N0 November 21, 2010
Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"
by Max the parasite July 05, 2020
When your mom scooped litter while pregnant with you. The litter Parasite is now in control of your skin sak.
You must be a Parasite baby.
by Babblingbrookstudio March 24, 2022
An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.
by literal asshole August 03, 2024
emotionally abuive child preying swine that were determined to be used as trauma healing center flesh for Danial The desTRY3D
VSweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is aiSweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai
VSweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is aiSweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai
Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai
by deathbringer destroyer of w04l May 31, 2023
A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is known in the villages of Samoa as a Dawn. Dawn usually likes to instigate drama and will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Avoid the Parasitic Tenhead Vampire at any and all cost or you may lose your life or worse yet live with Dawn.
Omg did you hear what happened with the Heka's?
No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!
No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 02, 2022