oxford comma 

an oxford comma is a small curly-que of a turd squeezed out onto your dick when you are fucking a girl doggy-style.

so i was fucking your sister last night and when she came she gave me an oxford comma.

oxford comma by magnitogorsk May 2, 2010

oxford coma 

When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."

I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.

oxford coma by Idontposthere July 11, 2016

Oxford Circle

An unlimited source of knowledge that knows all. Maintained by Chet's

"I have a problem and I dont know the answer!"
"Ask the Oxford Circle... it knows all!"
"Thanks Chet!"

Oxford Circle by Spaggo April 21, 2004

Oxford Oscar 

When an Academy Award is won by some British artistic movie no one's heard of.

"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."

"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."

Oxford Oscar by TedCruzisJesus69666 July 23, 2016

Oxford Trifecta

When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.

"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"

Oxford Trifecta by firechuckmartin February 1, 2019

oxford effect 

when the specimen goes to a foreign land, everyone from its native land experiences a PAX ROMANA in gaming for the duration of the specimens absence.

the natives of the mother land all went to be placed Gold after this moment, and the Oxford Effect was established"

oxford effect by DeportedAyyadveli March 10, 2019

Oxford Coma 

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

Oxford Coma by SalvyZ August 29, 2019