Owenpeen 

While screaming “allah akbar “ a male fucks a transgender women in a church to give the women pride and cum. The pastor takes no time ripping his pants off and try’s to fuck the male with his invert.

“Hey bro I saw a good video of Owenpeen on pornhub last night”

“Yooo that was probably me u saw”

Owenpeen by Gay Owen lover 69 April 23, 2019

U.N. Owen Was Her? 

The bgm of the battle between the main character and Flandre Scarlet in the game "Embodiment of Scarlet Devil". This game, and all in it's series, was made by one person who did everything- graphics, coding, music, the whole shebang. He goes by ZUN. EOSD is a part of the Touhou series of games made by ZUN. Now, this song has been made famous by McRoll, the popular online video. The original creator of the video credited ZUN for making the music in the video, but some unoriginal bitch took the video, slapped it on youtube, and didn't mention anything in the description. This is why many people say that UN Owen was stolen from McRoll. It wasn't. EOSD, the game it was in was made by ZUN in 2002. McRoll came out in 2007. Q.E.D.

U.N. Owen Was Her? is a great song made by ZUN when he was making EOSD.
NU UH HE STOLE IT FROM MCROLL!!!!!
No, Mcroll was made in 2007. Eosd was made in 2002. Logic?
BUT I RIGHT CAUSE I WATCH THE MCROLL VIDEO!!!

U.N. Owen Was Her? by Dr. Touhou September 14, 2011

owen joyner 

The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.

Who’s that beautiful man?
owen joyner

owen joyner by s.sos.jatp January 4, 2021

My dad Owns Microsoft 

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft

Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft

My dad Owns Microsoft by THICCBOU May 16, 2018

good omens 

The most awesome book in the world. It is the tale of the apocalypse with the antichrist Adam, the supposed evil Crowley and the ever goodwilled Azi. It is a work of art written in collaberation between two fabulous master minds, fantasy writer Neil Gaiman, and British humorist Terry Pratchett.

If you are bored of the everyday drivel they serve as reading materials, check out Good Omens, which is funny as hell.

good omens by Cherrycallista July 14, 2006

Owen Grayed 

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

Owen Grayed by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Smith-Owen 

The surprise insertion of one or more digits into a person's anus. The Smith-Owen is usually performed in an unsympathetic manner, without the aid of lubrication.

That poor girl took an aggressive Smith-Owen last night.

Smith-Owen by Dave1023 June 1, 2009