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2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

During the first week of December u have to pleasure yourself with the opposite hand u usually fap with. If u use your regular hand then u owe your friends a croissant. from 2-8 December
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2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)
by väikevinku October 21, 2019
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Opposite of yes

The opposite of yes is yes. Now stop saying you not cute🤪
Her:I’m not cute I’m the opposite of yes. Me:so yes
by Kejej February 26, 2020
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Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.
"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020
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Opposite of perfect

The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends

"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"

"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"

"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"

"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"

"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"

"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole

He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
by brawadis December 8, 2019
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Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition

In the United Kingdom, it is the official name of the largest political party in parliament that is not in the government. The leader of the party’s title is the Leader of the Opposition and forms a shadow cabinet of ministers that directly criticize the current government on the other side of the isle in the House of Commons.
Have you see the last recent elections??? The Labour Party is constantly Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition.
by Ultra G March 9, 2022
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FaceTune opposition

when editing group pictures with FaceTune making yourself look more attractive and everyone else look less attractive is called FaceTune opposition.
Did you see the picture she posted? She made herself look tan and thin, and me look fatter and white. She totally pulled a FaceTune opposition!
by kittygorl July 23, 2018
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Opposite Day

Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
Every year: April 21
Everything is opposite no matter what

Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)

Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
by Dj J wit da beats May 29, 2018
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