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Up Onto

A term used for somebody that is just sexually attracted to somebody. They just wnats to have sex with them, not date them or anything.
Guy 1: Look at that girl! She's hot, why dont you date her?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just up onto her.

Girl 1: Wow, that guy stares at me! I wonder if he wants to date me?
Girl 2: I think he is just up onto you.
by Daschy September 19, 2009
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I'ontcaew

Synonym for the phrase "I don't care."

A verbal shrug.

Can be used in response to everything.
"I left your bike on the sidewalk and it was stolen."

"I'ontcaew. Whatever"
by James Zebrabara January 9, 2012
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hold onto my mash

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”
by ric4rdo October 3, 2021
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The Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole

Hiding your head in the snow while someone puts poutine in your ass and pegs you with a cactus.
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
by JonathanW_69 January 2, 2022
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University of Western Ontario

The University of Western Ontario (UWO) prides itself upon being the number one choice for underachieving white trash who have delusions of grandeur.

Although the anti-intellectual environment of UWO is readily apparent when engaging in conversation with a UWO student, Western students attempt to highlight their ignorance by continuously dying their hair blonde, in case
you were somehow oblivious to the fact that you were conversing with a retard. The blonde hair serves as a telling reminder.
Blonde UWO girl: I go to the Ivey school of business, so I'll be an Ivey League graduate.
Non-UWO guy: I think you mean Ivy League. The Ivy League consists of eight private American schools. The University of Western Ontario is not a member.

Blonde UWO girl: What? Whatever, I'm cute. Let's have sex.
by Pobbie August 29, 2010
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University of Western Ontario

where stupid white sluts go because they don't want to go to U of T because its "too hard" or because they couldn't get into McGill.
wise guy 1: "Dude do you know why the University of Western Ontario doesn't celebrate Christmas?"
wise guy 2: "Why?"
wise guy 1: "Because they can't find a virgin or three wise men. hahahha lolz"
by iveyleagure November 20, 2010
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Ontimus Noticus

Latin for a person whom cannot be on time.
Angie's nickname at work is 'Ontimus Noticus'. She has set a record by being late 183 days last year.
by Kevbob October 4, 2006
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