once upon a time

a long time ago. old. over with. done. complete. finished.

A: Ay cuz, didnt you go with Shante?

B: Once upon a time, ni**a

A: AHHHHHH, that female is kilt and she 12 to the gallon in the head. She from T.T. West?

B: Hillcrest

A: She go to Bethel High School?

B: Yeah

A: Thats why she kilt... she dun had to man up with everyone from The Block. Ya Boys know her?

B: Naw she aint been arrested

A: tisk tisk

by M. Du May 15, 2005

Once De Mayo

The Eleventh of May. A day of celebration for teenagers of English, Dutch, or Swedish, decent across the U.S. but primarily in Southern California.

Nathanael: "Don't forget about May 11th."
Wesley: "I couldn't possibly, you've only told me like a hundred times."
Nathanael: "Haha."
Wesley: "Don't worry about it, dude. It is Once De Mayo after all. We're totally gonna party."

by George Weasley May 19, 2007

Crazy? I was crazy once.

A copypasta meme from early internet culture that was made famous by Youtuber Kryoz. The saying is able to go on a loop.

EX:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-

"Crazy? I was crazy once.-" "Shut the Fuck up Gerald, we're trying to sleep!"

by Cryolophosaurus Ellioti June 25, 2023

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!

Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

measure twice, cut once

Proverb

1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.

2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action

Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start

by Richardoyu September 19, 2010

Once Upon a Time in the West

A western from '68, with Charles Bronson and Henry Fonda.

Charles Bronson is the revenger: Harmonica

Recorded in 2D - and the meanest western ever...

"Did you go to see the Avatar in 3D?"

"No i saw Once Upon a Time in the West, it's about a man playing the harmonica, and if that aint country, you can.... "

by squaier March 20, 2010

I rode a horse once

Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.

"I rode a horse once"
"What?"

by baked_goods_ April 22, 2009