Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

mince em

Gaming Barnsley slang meaning: Kill them.

Oh poo, bad guys are here... Mince em

by Ultimatedefiance October 7, 2016

Mince

An absolute bloody legend. Someone who is kind, funny, thoughtful, and just a real fun time to be around.

P1: Hey, have you met my mate Isaac?
P2: Aw nah, but I’ve heard he’s real mince!

by weelittlebaby January 17, 2020

Minister of mincing

The Minister of mincing

Charlie is such a nice boy, when he walks it feels like he is the minister of mincing

by Shrewmac1 September 27, 2025

mincing

While fucking a person in the ass, to pump and mince the feces within their rectum with your penis.

"Yo Shaun i just got done mincing Cody"

what the fuck Ivan
"I just minced that niggas ass"

by pseudonymMan28 April 12, 2024

Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022

mince

southern english slang for a noncey unlikeable woman

can also be used for a younger man

commonly used in colchester and clacton
sometimes used for people near/around bath

oh my gosh effie is such a mince
i know right so is charles

by trishalovestotainttan April 19, 2024