by The fart man July 9, 2018

That time during the COVID lockdown when Christian Pulisic made the Premier League look like the a Lithuanian third division league
Pulisic was inconsistent at Chelsea, but fans will never forget Lockdown Pulisic making the entire Premier League look like his bitch for several months
by ENoscatt November 16, 2023

The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.
on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.
by Lemonaids91 March 24, 2020

Only one stop short of complete solitary confinement, it's the state of mind induced by the deprivation of adequate social interaction due to lockdown restrictions over a prolonged period.
by mrliondct January 27, 2021

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.
by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021

by GoreDios April 2, 2024
