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Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.
by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019
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Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril
“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”
by JB707 February 25, 2021
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Octopus Stage

adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk.
Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last night.

I'm at the octopus stage!

I wash athe octhopush sage!

see also: octopussy
by Le Passenger May 19, 2008
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Squealing Octopus

When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)
Damn ma, I want you to do that squealing octopus all over my anus!
by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015
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Summon the Octopus

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.
"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"
by bjbroderick February 28, 2009
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Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
by chaibox December 23, 2009
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filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.
I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus
by Eddie January 9, 2004
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