Oprah

The term "oprah" refers to an individual who sucks all that is positive and useful out of life. Can also refer to a scam or fraud. This term can be used as a noun or verb.

"I think I'll just sit here and oprah my life away, I feel I deserve it."
"You should fire that oprah, he certainly doesn't serve to forward the business any, he just sits and whines about how he's gotten such a raw deal and deserves compensation for this so-called oppression."

by Aaron Holst April 16, 2006

Oprah Doe

To have a large sum of money. Refer 'Oprah Money'.

"Where the drank? I gots to know;
Tight jeans tattoo cuz I'm rock n roll;
Half black half white domino;
Gang of money - Oprah Doe!"
LMFAO - Party Anthem.

by buckonz June 14, 2011

oprah

a fugly bitch who walks around saying "LET'S SAVE THE WORLD!!" then does nothing about it and makes milions of dollars!!

do you wanna watch Oprah with me?

i'd rather have an orgy with lion, tiger, and bear and yell oh my! on camera

by Kelsey the PImp June 30, 2006

oprahism

A religion which developed starting in North America in the late 20th century. The religion itself has no doctrine like other counter parts in modern society. It basically revolves around the churches leader Oprah Winfrey. There are some other less powerful leaders, a man whose name is “Dr.” Phil. One must only assume that this title was bestowed upon as Colonel is given in the state of America known as Kentucky.
The leaders of this church have considerable power upon consumers, who buy products that mainly the churches leader tells them to. Items that Oprah tells her followers to buy include but are not limited to, books, and health and beauty care products. While the churches shadow corporation known as Harpo has a production company, a magazine, as well as a television network.
While Ms. Winfery has been proven wrong on several occasions, she has yet to ever address these instances. She has been also known to advocate and inform about health matters, that are either only partialy true, or yet to be proven or excepted by several government regulating agencies.
Make no mistake this is a religion, as with all orginzed faith groupings it has followers of differing degrees of devotion and involvement.

Once a year the leader of Oprahism broadcasts an hour long feeding frenzy of mass histaria known as Oprahs favorite things.

by argh to the jay May 7, 2010

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006

Oprahrized

The effect of Oprah's blessing or condemnation. A positive or negative result depending on Oprah's assessment or point of view.

James Frey's book was a best seller until he pissed her off and was Oprahrized.

Girl, your grandmother's pound cake really took off after she was Oprahrized.

by Tony Stanford December 29, 2006

Oprah Winfrey's Disease

When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.

Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.

by APT October 13, 2005