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I Opposite Hate You

A sentence used (usually a guy to a girl) when they don't have enough balls or are hesitant to say I love you for whatever reason.
Peighton: Good night levi, I Love You!
Levi: uhh thanks

Peighton: aren't you going to say I love you back?!
Levi: umm I'm not comfortable saying that yet.
Peighton: SAY IT!
Levi: I uhh.... I opposite hate you. 😃
by c.0014 December 7, 2021
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opportunibate

When you masturbate, not because you're horny, but because it's the only chance you'll have all day.
I had only 5 free minutes this morning so I decided to opportunibate.
by CultPhenomenon December 29, 2016
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opossum people

A garbage queen who "eats trash, and dies fast."

Usually goes out at night or rarely at all like your regular vampire. May actually be well on their way to becoming a vampire, known for their pale skin, strange fashion sense (socks they've been wearing for 3 weeks and stained shirt, most-likely) cold hands, and sunken-in eyes.

Kinda a flaky friend but overall has a good heart and can be a soft n lovely person, under their matted hair and Ashtray/Doritos/febreeze stench.

Might sleep so long and hard they appear to be dead, and are known to sleep in unconventional places, such as the library, the closet, the bathtub, the park, the middle of the living room floor, the side of the road, or the gas station. Practically anywhere but their own bed, in most cases.

Creative and resourceful people, they often make forts or castles to live in out of the supplies they have at home, when they are unwilling to go out, and can live off of minimal, old, or junky food.

Probably actually a real-life goblin, but don't pry.

Usually friends with vampires and raccoon people, who have a bit more dignity.
"I haven't left my house in 19 days. I've forgotten what sunlight feels like, and I've made a fort out of my own garbage and pillows. A castle, even, if I add the empty cans I've been collecting. I'm living as the opossum people do. A giant , rat-like queen. Are you proud of me yet mum?"
"where's Marcie? I haven't seen her in a while. " "Oh, she's busy being an opossum person, sleeping out the days and cultivating her dust-bunny collection"
by A ghost, probably May 27, 2018
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Opportunistic conveniencer

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.
Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"
by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019
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Opportunistic Oppression

Revealing an otherwise invisible or indistinguishable characteristic of marginalization when advantageous to a situation.
Nicki used opportunistic oppression to get a first-class upgrade by revealing her pregnancy to the flight attendant, though you’d never be able to tell by how great she looks.
by Don Ghuffer May 29, 2020
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oppoty

a measure of excellence which exceeds all others
we all need more oppoty in our lives
by Quantum Jack August 15, 2021
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Development opportunity

A responsibility or task that absolutely noone wants.
Boss: So who wants to take minutes for this two hour meeting every Friday lunchtime where we spout bullshit about stuff that nobody really cares about?
Employees: ...
Boss: But it's a DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY :)
by 1DNS March 27, 2020
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