Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.

“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

offendee

Someone who can't hear or read shit without being offended.

I just told a black guy joke and this offendee was triggered.

by Nierutam August 31, 2017

offenced

cooler way of saying offended

i'm so offenced by that comment

by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022

text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.

Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.

by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014

Brex offender

The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.

Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.

by Uncle Spunky's Brother February 3, 2020

Sex Offender Saturday

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.

Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.

by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021

six offender

Another name for a man throwing off a sixpack of ass.

Dude was working from home all week and never showered until his niece came over and called him a six offender.

by Bifeanor May 30, 2022