cobviously

An annoying, pretentious, condescending way of saying "obviously". Used primarily in contexts where the subject in question is not actually obvious. Pronounced, essentially, by faking a cough before saying "obviously".

"Did you hear that 'Avatar' beat 'Titanic' for biggest gross in the international box office?"

"Cobviously! 'Titanic' only made $1.242 billion!"

by NickPo March 2, 2010

master of the obvious

An individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement.

Chris Rock's companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where Chris Rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive Biggy Shorty's parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.

by Mac Barber September 2, 2003

Obvious

(lat: "Ob vio": in front of eyes")

A situation so clearly, that you can see it in front of your eyes.

- Oh, my god, that guy is wearing a long night dress!
Is he gay, or something?...
- Well, d'oh! It's so OBVIOUS...

by Ramånen September 10, 2011

catherine obvious

basically Captain Obvious but what Tori from victorious thought the name actually was

Jade: it’s so hot

Tori: thank you... Catherine Obvious

by FinnBalor_81 November 10, 2019

captain obvious

that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.

common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'

captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday

person: thanks for that captain obvious

captain obvious: thats ok

person: you dense mother fucker

by cottnsoft April 10, 2013

Captain Obvious

Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.

captain obvious blah blah blah

by NinjaCookies33 June 5, 2013

Captain Obvious

Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.

Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.

Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010