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nutcocker

Your nutcocker is motorcycle prone.
by bride of goatse April 4, 2004
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nutstacker

Person 1: I saw Andrew making out with Gary
Person 2: What a couple of nutstackers
by soadtool March 16, 2010
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nubcracker

An advanced form of noob, newbie, or nub. A person that is extremely inexperienced at whatever game is being played. Usually 9-12 year olds that talk alot of shit online. They are promptly killed/kicked/banned.
Teh Pwner: LOLZ, PWN U NUBCRACKER.

Teh Pwnd: NOOOOOO!!! STFU!!!
by TylerTehNubSlayer February 7, 2008
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Nuttcrackerday

November the 15 is spent by honoring the war gods by punching someone in the nutts. No babymaker’s are safe from a fist
Me: *punches my friend in the nutts*
Friend: Omg, why the fuck would you do that
Me: It’s Nuttcrackerday today, bitch!
by TheDogSpanker November 3, 2019
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Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.
Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker
by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025
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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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neocracker

i just made some neocracker
by billclintonagent April 12, 2023
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