Noncest

A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no

Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM

by BigJuice June 23, 2019

Nonceinator

A nonceinator is a word widely originated from Britain it is someone who is a “nonce” which means pedophile and likes full grown adults just the same as he/she would like children although the proper term isn’t used much anymore and the word became more of an insult than a word but it is still useful to know the full definition

Wallace: ”I think I’m a nonceinator”
Brandon: “that’s not right mate, I don’t want you touching up kids”

Wallace: “I know it’s wrong just can’t get my hands off those little fellas yknow”
Brandon: “there’s definitely something wrong with you, you’re a creature”

by El DDDDDDDDD IABLO December 21, 2019

nonceollie

a nonce

Person 1: Oh no it’s nonceollie
Person 2: Lets run away before he nonces on us

by Drilla J November 11, 2020

Nonce aware

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.

Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.

by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021

Nonce lung

When your lung collapse’s because you nonce to much

beanie sounds like you got nonce lung you need to lay off that noncing for a while

by Weary baskin September 1, 2022

squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

by Reesebby October 1, 2018

DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.

You see that black van that’s dj nonce

by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018