a black or Australian preppy kid who's fucking skills are superb. Upon encountering a Nigel have a box of condoms on hand because your attempts to resist his sexiness will be futile! Although rare, it is possible to become pregnant from having a conversation with a Nigel so proceed with caution.
Girl 1: Oh Nigel! I'm cumming!
Nigel: Um I'm not even touching you.....
Girl 2: Dam son Nigel got skills!
Nigel: Um I'm not even touching you.....
Girl 2: Dam son Nigel got skills!
by ms.mango September 21, 2010
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The active religious belief of a god with the infinite amounts of wisdom, courage, love, power, and so much more. Niels, the god whom I am addressing, is the most significant form of all of us. He lies within our souls, and he holds no flaws. He may not be the creator of the universe, but he sure is Ishani's. The pleasant words ever spoken from his mouth shall be forever known due to his choice in phrases of the most loving and meaningful. 💓✨
To honor our god, we must respect all of his wishes, but if you're Ishani then you shall also shower him in kisses. 💓✨
To celebrate his presence, we must be kind to one another because that's what he would choose, but if you're Ishani then you must ambush him with the most lovely hugs. 💓✨
To thank our god, we must always commit good deeds, but if you're Ishani then always be by his side and never stop loving him. 💓✨
The active religious belief of a god with the infinite amounts of wisdom, courage, love, power, and so much more. Niels, the god whom I am addressing, is the most significant form of all of us. He lies within our souls, and he holds no flaws. He may not be the creator of the universe, but he sure is Ishani's. The pleasant words ever spoken from his mouth shall be forever known due to his choice in phrases of the most loving and meaningful. 💓✨
To honor our god, we must respect all of his wishes, but if you're Ishani then you shall also shower him in kisses. 💓✨
To celebrate his presence, we must be kind to one another because that's what he would choose, but if you're Ishani then you must ambush him with the most lovely hugs. 💓✨
To thank our god, we must always commit good deeds, but if you're Ishani then always be by his side and never stop loving him. 💓✨
Daniel: Hey guys! What religion do y'all follow?
Ishani: Heheh I follow Nielsism!
Daniel: Oh my god, what a coincidence?! So do I!
Ishani: WOW, so cool!
Daniel: Yes! For I can be a better person.
Ishani: Heheh I follow Nielsism!
Daniel: Oh my god, what a coincidence?! So do I!
Ishani: WOW, so cool!
Daniel: Yes! For I can be a better person.
by ishyfishy September 27, 2019
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Get the Nigel mug.Anyone who listens to black metal, death metal; speed metal; thrash metal; or any form of metal for ironic reasons, or because they find it humorous. This termed was coined by the incredibly brilliant Azentrius of the Chicago band Nachtmystium. Its original meaning was presumably directed initially at spectators at a black metal show. Currently, nigel hipsters can be found in most cities that have less developed local metal scenes--generally cities where the hipster, fixter, hipster douche, bourgeois hipster fuck quotient is at a such critical mass that it forces hipsters to frequent bars that traditionally cater to aficionados of genre music. Austin, Tx; Kansas City, Mo; Boston; San Francisco, etc.
"I read recently that The Sword were put together by a record company to cash in on the current "Nigel Hipster"/Southern Lord/Necro clawzzzzzz/tight jeans and cardigans style of metal that's getting mad press/mad props from indie kids/Vice."
by Lostradamus June 17, 2008
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Get the Nigel mug.A increasingly uncommon Latin-based name derived from Neil. Meanings include "Champion" and "Black". Can be shortened to 'Nige'.
by Ranger 37 September 13, 2008
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