Nitnert

A person who sleeps on the wrong side of the bed

We are sleeping top and tail, the tail is a nitnert

by iamQmai March 15, 2011

Ninjering

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012

nanner hammer

A douche canoe who can't spell and loves spreadsheets

Man that nanner hammer can't fucking spell

by embieria April 15, 2014

ninerpiner

Canadian slang for a person in a senior grade (11/12) that hits on niners (grade 9s)

basically another term for pedophile

Matthew in grade 12 is trying to smash April in grade 9, he's a classic ninerpiner

by Lilfuckernuggets May 29, 2018

buck nanners

Buck Nanners - Is the act of going nuts and or crazy in a situation. It can also be used to describe something that is perceived as crazy or hilarious. It is a slight adaptation from the word nanners which is derived from calling something or someone bananas, which points to the fact that something or someone is crazy or "bananas". The buck comes in to give it that extra push to refer to a crazy "buck" just jumping around and going crazy, goring people with its antlers. To at which end people are just astounded at the craziness that has been witnessed and are at a loss for words. This can be explained by using the phrase buck nanners.

Dude, did you see that guy last night at the bar?
Oh yeah, the one that took 21 shots for his 21st birthday?

Yeah man, he stood up on a table and pissed on the floor, then puked all over that bachelorette party.
I don't remember that part, damn. That guy went strait up buck nanners.

by Nanners February 17, 2017

Frosty Nanner

The act of dipping ones penis in a frosty before the act of oral sex to give both parties a refreshing treat!

Note: this is a Wendy's exclusive, other frozen treats simply will not suffice.

"My boyfriend ruined dinner last night when he tried to do the frosty nanner "

by E-wrek January 20, 2020

Covi Niner

The act of one individual infected with the COVID-19 virus propositioning sexual acts to another individual also infected with COVID-19.

"I went down the street to see if Rachel wanted to covi niner."

by NickEffinB March 31, 2020