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Niner Douche

An atypical 49ers fan who tries to make himself/herself feel better by dissing other teams. They have extreme difficulty accepting reality, and often mistake past trophies for present-day success. They tend to fall back on general over-indulgence to compensate for their teams’ overall lack of awesomeness.

Niner Douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a cockiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…At best.
Look at that drunk bastard in the Frank Gore jersey hitting on that ugly chick…He is a total Niner Douche.
by TD-Gal September 22, 2009
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forty-niner

A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.
Don't expect him to be rational. He's a forty-niner at best.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 19, 2010
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Year Nines

Eww. General girls who have knobs growing out of their foreheads.
Eww that dickhead's such a year nines.
by Timbucktoodleloo February 18, 2009
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ninestiles

a place that is awful even by prison standards, you might get stabbed or robbed (or both), people there are either nonces or just wrongens in general
I would love to go to ninestiles, an academy

(said no-one ever)
by anakinssaber May 31, 2023
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Meh-niversary

meh·ni·ver·sa·ry meh-nuh-ver-suh-ree /me'nəvərs(ə)rē/
noun, plural meh·ni·ver·sa·ries

The celebration of the day you stopped caring about something that used to burden your spirit and live rent-free in your mind.
S: Guess what? Today, I was swiping on Bumble and I found MY EX on there!
R: Oh no, what happened next?
S: I swiped left and kept on swiping!
R: Yay! Happy Meh-niversary!
by GilcoShmilco April 5, 2021
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Ark Niner

by pooman42 June 4, 2023
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melt some nines

to play guitar in a pointlessly virtuoso manner; to shred in a hyperactive, yet ultimately pointless fashion. so named because playing this fast can ostensibly cause guitar strings to melt, especially if they are gauge nine, or other similarly thin strings.
yngwie malmsteen: "observe! i will now proceed to melt some nines!"

twiddly-guitar fanboys: "oooooooh"
by timyflips April 4, 2009
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