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NickPicking

When you pick on a girl named Nicki/Nicky/Nikki.
Joe: Nicky is mad at me.
Mary: Why?
Joe: She says i was being a bully.
Mary: Oooh, so you were NickPicking.
by KayAnnRey October 8, 2019
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nickphobic

homophobic but only towards nick
i’m homophobic but only towards nick

that’s just nickphobic
by botokillahz November 5, 2021
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nickpocketing

When someone uses their evil mastermind to "reverse pick pocket" someone of a lesser IQ. This act is preformed fist by locating a ridiculous item in a public place, locating the least suspecting person, and forcing the victim to unknowingly steal the item by secretly placing it in their coat/purse/pocket/clevage/vagina. The victim will walk out of the establishment with the strategically placed items.

Pro tip: For maximum shock and awe try this at a store with anti theft alarms at the exit or dildos taped to water bottles at TSA.
Me: Hey girl, where are you ?
Them: I'm stuck at TSA getting a secondary screening.
Me: Hurry up we board in 10 minutes.
Them: Someone put a pocket pussy with a tiny metal pigeon stuffed it in in my coat pocket. Looks like someone was nickpocketing and I am missing my flight . Tell grandma I said hi and sorry I couldn't make it to her adult video debut.
by EmotionallyDamagedPigeon January 10, 2022
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Nickphobia

Chad: hey bro you wanna listen to some nickelback
sexy: NO!!! I have Nickphobia! I'M TERRIFIED OF NICKELBACK.
Chad: wanna smoke some weed
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT February 11, 2022
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Nickpost

A shitpost sent to you by a guy called Nick.
Nick: * sends shitpost in a groupchat *
Friend: This is such a nickpost...
by Nick003 April 9, 2023
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Nickpaul Limp

When you have a certain limp to your walk that causes you to be identified by the police and sometimes even prosecuted and convicted. This also includes being fired from your job or wherever else you were stealing from or committing other crimes on surveillance.
That dude walked with a Nickpaul limp now hes sitting in prison.

I heard he got 15 years. It's a shame, all because of that Nickpaul limp.

Sure he looks like a gangster in the club but that Nickpaul limp will get him hemmed up quick!

I doubt he'll even be prosecuted for that crime. He doesn't even have a Nickpaul limp or anything on camera.
by KendraMejiaAdamsWife May 2, 2023
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